I don't have the time for java or joy.

Two more weeks of school left and I have roughly four million things to do, including but not limited to making and binding three books, designing and comping a shopping bag, shooting a photo essay, laying out an article about Orlando Bloom (I never thought I'd tire of looking at his pretty face), writing an art history paper, and throwing J an enjoyable birthday party (which will include handmade mini pizzas to each guest's liking, an orange orange cake, an alternate, more palatable dessert, and a very fancy card made by moi).

Also, I'm getting fat because I've eaten nothing but toast and Haribo Gummy Bears for a week.